Sat here in a bar,
some expensive bar,
sat here in a bar out of curiosity,
because I just fancied a change,
and I thought I would sit in elegance for a while,
instead of amongst the alcoholics in a pub,
and amongst the deranged,
and how good it is to have a change,
and it is almost 8pm,
and here I sit on a Friday night,
drinking a drink,
something unusual,
whilst I take a look around and I think,
and you,
you appear before me like a goddess,
with your hair looking like a million dollars,
and those beautiful eyes,
and in what looks like a billion-dollar dress,
and you flutter your eyelids,
and you wiggle your hips,
and metaphorically hold out your hand,
and you make a demand as you blow me a kiss,
and you blow me a kiss,
and ask me to buy you a drink,
the most expensive on the list,
and you demand everything with your beauty,
and your sensuality that you flaunt,
and with those eyes,
that could melt the hardest of hearts,
but I, I do not oblige,
for I am more than aware of your sensual arts,
and of your type,
and of your flim flams, and your scams,
because I have seen so many of you before,
and as usual you want something,
you want something,
but I do not give a damn,
I do not give a damn about you,
you with your beauty and your looks,
and your only plan,
to flutter your eyelids and to find a rich man,
and as you metaphorically hold out your hand,
and you make a demand,
you demand everything for nothing,
but I do not give a damn,
I do not give a damn,
and I politely apologise,
and you frown,
you frown so hard and sulk,
and you ask again and flutter your eyelids and pose,
and you whisper sweet nothings to me,
which pass over me like the wind that whispers,
through the trees,
words that are empty,
empty and meaningless your words to me,
and so too your sweet nothings,
your sweet nothings that are enough to melt most men,
but not me,
because I am hard to the likes of you,
I am hard but I am not a misery,
and I will not give in to your demands,
and I will not succumb to your charms,
so, I decline you,
and you sulk twice as much as before,
and walk away,
and I smile a wry smile,
and take a sip of my drink,
and you return to your seductive ways,
and flaunt your sensuality,
and I am happy to be alone,
alone whilst the music plays,
happy to be alone,
safe from your charms,
whilst you, you continue to flaunt them,
in your most seductive ways,
and I watch from a distance,
as you slide up to someone else,
and for them you make a play,
you make a play,
and do a little shimmy,
and they smile,
and you draw them in with your sensual grin,
and I drink my drink and enjoy my night,
as you are wrapped around him,
as you are wrapped around him,
in thirty seconds flat,
oh, what an act,
what an act.