AUTHOR • POET • PAINTERAUTHOR • POET • PAINTER
Stories, poetry and art for a brighter world.
I am beginning to think that people think I just sit on my sofa all day making songs with the Suno app about Eric Strudelhofen lol, but I have been unsociable and working too hard in the office. I finished writing thirty one books just over two years ago. If bookshops wish to bulk order please contact me. I am currently looking for sponsors of my writing to fund the writing of a travel book in the UK and travel articles worldwide. The sponsor link is on the main menu and a social icon for Donations via Sumup is available above. All sponsors including Kentucky fried chicken meal donators are appreciated. Please use the sumup sponsor icon or menu item if you wish to donate/fund a KFC meal. Thank you, click on the letter social icon for my email.

On holiday for the next six months. Messages to the team will be on here. I am burnt out and exhausted after years of working thirteen to twenty hours a day. It was a very stressful couple of years sitting in an office trying to reorganise a business. Thank you so much to the team/everyone who has so kindly supported, encouraged and helped me promote my writing, it has been the best support in the world and I am grateful for it and I deeply and sincerely appreciate it.

Favourite quote, Queen Camilla. “Please remain true to your calling, unimpeded by those who may wish to curb the freedom of your expression or impose limits on your imagination.”
BENJAMIN'S RADIO
Alas the day
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Save me

Hey waitress, please, save me a piece of the pie,
it has been tempting me since earlier,
when I walked on by,
but I have to go outside and smoke and try not to cry,
because my wife she wants a divorce,
and of course,
she has bled me dry,
and I do not mind of course,
and it is only sarcasm in my voice,
and I have nothing much,
and I've been losing weight like horses run out of the barn,
at a rapid rate,
and without a pause,
since she proposed divorce to me,
and we could only agree,
to disagree of course,
but I love her still,
and sadly, the reality is that she still wants a divorce,
and I need to put on weight,
so, please save me a piece of the pie,
because I need to fatten up,
and I need to find,
a sugar mummy,
because my wife of course has bled me dry,
and left me with an empty bank account,
and only wanting to cry,
so, please waitress, please save me a piece of the pie,
well, unless you wish to see a grown man cry.

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