How are you,
and do you really know,
have you found out about yourself,
from those psychology self-help books,
that you have read alone,
have you googled every condition that there could be,
have you developed hypochondria,
and every malady,
have you been to the Doctors,
for a remedy,
and now,
what did he say,
did he refer you to a psychologist for free,
yes, to someone decent,
someone adept at pleasantries,
and when you got there,
did he tell you to now,
lay down on the couch,
or upon a chair,
did he look into your eyes,
and hoodwink you that he cared,
and did he lighten your wallet,
with a delighted glee,
alas for you,
but, thankfully for me,
I do not go,
and I deny him his fee,
and instead,
I lay down upon my couch,
And I watch TV.