Big bang poem

There is no doom and gloom in this place,
there are only happy faces, happy people without a care,
yes, there is no doom and gloom in this place,
none, which is rare,
there are only happy faces with all the Gods,
not just one God,
sitting, and laughing and talking with everyone there,
and it is an unusual place,
filled with trees and gardens and swimming pools,
and orchards filled with fruit everywhere,
and I ask the Gods what it is called,
but they do not know as they have not named it yet,
and they lived somewhere else that they forget,
and they say,
they are having trouble with their memories,
jokingly,
then begin going on in great detail,
about the creation of the universe and the big bang,
and all the Gods except Thor,
shout in unison that it was Thor,
and they explain that he got frustrated whilst cooking,
and used his hammer to smash up some ingredients,
and there was a massive explosion,
and the big bang happened,
and all the other Gods laughed and roared,
and then they did not know what to do with it all,
so, they left it and put it in their cupboard,
and after several months,
whilst they were drinking and playing cards,
from out of the cupboard, they heard voices,
voices that they had never heard before,
what is that they all asked,
and the voices seemed to be coming from inside their cupboard where the big bang was stored,
and they shouted into the big bang,
and the voices asked who you are,
and they introduced themselves,
and came up with the name humans for the lifeforms,
that were sitting on a round blue place,
somewhere in the big bang that they had never seen before,
and the humans said hello,
and shouted that they were bored,
and they said that they had problems,
with something trying to eat them,
and the Gods looked a little closer,
and saw these massive creatures,
much larger than humans,
with extremely large teeth,
who seemed to enjoy eating the humans,
humans who could not run away fast enough,
and the Gods called them dinosaurs,
and the Gods,
they talked amongst themselves for a moment,
and then came up with a plan,
and there were these big rocks,
big rocks floating around in the blackness,
around the blue orb,
so, they flicked these rocks at all the dinosaurs,
including the small ones and they were no more,
totally destroyed,
and all the Gods afterwards felt a bit bad about it,
and they did not want to kill anything else there anymore,
so, they said goodbye to the humans,
and the Gods went back to playing cards,
and the humans over the following months,
became more talkative,
and kept asking questions constantly,
so, they decided to teach the humans how to read and write,
and decided to write to them as often as they could,
and the humans asked how the blue orb was created,
the place where they lived,
and they said in unison,
"Ask Thor!".

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