Should you come across me,
do not worry,
because I always walk this way,
a little unsteadily,
but that is because I am indecisive,
and deciding gives me no pleasure at all generally,
and I walk unevenly all day,
and I avoid cracks in the pavements like the plague,
and cracks in mirrors,
and I cross my fingers whilst buying lottery tickets,
and I cross my fingers when I pray,
and I employ black cats,
to continually walk in front of my path,
and I avoid walking under ladders,
but I send someone else under them,
in case it is actually lucky,
and I flip a coin, and choose the third side around the edge,
well, I am rather superstitious that way.
