You are a menace to society,
with your sobriety,
because you are so dull and boring,
and with your inane ways,
you have little to say,
and I would prefer a drink,
instead of listening to you,
for it is more exciting that way,
and living on the edge,
in the spontaneity of life,
with a mind full of thoughts,
and an intellect of course,
well, it is far better but you,
you have no life in you, and it is a shame,
so, I prefer the mind of a drunk,
than the mind of someone boring any way.