Characters from Planet Nouala
Eric Strudelhofen
Dictator, owner of Nouala, fast-food magnate and self-appointed centre of admiration.
Eric’s Sister
A singing, oddly loyal relative with a washing-machine worldview and an earwax candle regulation problem.
Nouala Workers
Worried employees living under surveillance, regulations, and the possibility of Eric singing them to sleep.
Worshippers
Banner-waving followers, nervous believers and strudel loyalists from the worship centre.
Sentient Potato Followers
Potato-loving worshippers who believe mashed glory belongs in the history books.
Fun Fair Staff
Employees trapped in the most ridiculous attraction in the galaxy.