I know there is,
I know there is a place,
a place that we can go,
a place to sit in the sun,
a place to hear your tales of woe,
because I hate to see you filled with such despair,
so, let us go,
let us go there my friend and let us end these woes,
and let us pay them no mind for in time,
and with laughter we will shake them off,
and they will all be nowhere to be seen,
nowhere at all,
for there is no time upon this Earth for misery,
and there should be no time for misery,
no, it should not be,
and I know there is a place that we can go,
a place to sit in the sun,
a place to hear your tales of woe,
and it is my favourite place, and they play records too,
and we can sit on the patio out in the sun,
and make life a lot more fun,
and let us not be so apocryphal,
not so apocryphal at all,
and let us smile and laugh and cast away the dark,
and let us dispense with the woe,
for it is no good for your soul,
no good at all,
so, let us go,
so, let us go,
for the time is now and not tomorrow,
not tomorrow for happiness awaits today,
happiness awaits with drinks and cakes,
happiness at the bar, where we will get rid of your woe,
and I promise you my friend,
I promise you my friend this will be the end,
and we will be as drunk as skunks,
and there will be no more woe, no more woe,
and I care for you my friend,
and together let us get rid of all the misery that you know,
all the misery that you know.
